20 New Vagina Euphemisms You’ve Never Heard Before (Probably)


We spend more time than the average person thinking about all things vagina here. HEY, IT’S FOR WORK. The point is, we often find ourselves in need of the perfect euphemism. A Lifebooker writer can’t just live off of “vajayjay” and “hoo-ha” forever! So we decided to invent 20 new euphemisms to add to our vagina thesaurus (vaginasaurus?)

Vote on your favorite one in this handy poll! THEN, leave a comment with your own original word for ladybits. We’ll choose up to five favorites and give you each $25 to spend on Lifebooker!

Pssst! If you’re reading this in your Tumblr dashboard, click the little grey box (heh, “box”) to read on and vote for your favorite!

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